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The Canadian Cart

The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.
"Oh Hey.. Have You checked the Canadian Cart"

"yeah those guys.. Been giving other shops a run for their money"
by Stranger Danger Son November 23, 2021
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Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag
That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind
by mong005e June 18, 2019
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Canadian Tesla

An actor in English language television portraying a historical figure from Europe who doesn’t even bother to try an accent.

As in: Several episodes of The Murdoch Mysteries (Canadian tv series) tv series where the actor playing Nikola Tesla doesn’t have even a hint of an Eastern European accent. A ladle of irony that the character is played by an actor named Dmitry Chepovetsky!
That guy playing Louis VIV is a Canadian Tesla
by Slicenic July 25, 2021
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Canadian Tuxedo

A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.
Man, I gave Aaron the best Canadian Tuxedo last night... he loves his formal wear
by Bronson burson August 9, 2025
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Canadian Fur Coat

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.
by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023
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Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024
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Canadian comb over

Can you please take off your Canadian comb over for the national anthem
by Space captain beef chile December 15, 2019
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