Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".

Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.

by Sazuri January 26, 2019

birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

Birthday Hug

Prison code for “jumping” or a group beat down on an individual.

The prisoner disrespected someone so he got a birthday hug.

by Lavitra Jones May 15, 2019

birthday hole

The term of your anus when your spouse has a birthday.

“Maybe if your lucky on your birthday you can use my birthday hole”

by Chief One Pump June 5, 2019

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

Birthday Debt

Birthday debt, is when a friend, or family member forgets to get you a birthday present. The friend or family member is now in debt and has to give you two presents the following year.

"No, I need two presents, you're in birthday debt, remember?

by Fckmylifeeeee August 22, 2019

Birthday Sprits

Being naked in the rain

You should have a nice birthday sprits, that might cheer you up Matt.

by Deceptikon123321 August 29, 2019