chicken blast

when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.

person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!

everyone laughs.

by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009

The Mormon Blast

To ejaculate onto your fingers, let it dry up, then finger your female partner.

“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”

“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”

by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025

pain blast

A long waved unpleasant suppressed emotional state of mind.

He destroyed all his assets out of pain blast.

by eMOGee January 27, 2022

Cheddy Blast

Unlike a virgin cheddy blast which is when one rips open a zyn and covers the rest of the tin with the nicotine salt, a true cheddy blast is when one takes a zyn and dips it in a baggy of cocaine.

Bro I still can’t feel my gums from that cheddy blast you gave me in the bathroom.

by Beast mode pigeon July 2, 2023

Gel Blasting

When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.

Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.

by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.

I’m gonna gator blast her so hard when I get to Atlanta.

by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022

blast

To intensely focus one's exercise.

Oh man, I'm totally ready to go blast my abs right about now.

by gangstasucka187 February 3, 2010