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Douche Bag

That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
That douche bag just stole my girl.
by MaDawgTT February 17, 2015
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Douche Bag

Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.

7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"

"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"

"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
by k-bomber September 26, 2012
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Draping the Bag

On point. New version of the oldOn Fleek”. Flashy.
“Damn that outfit is Draping the Bag.”
by Myktol April 9, 2022
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Molly Bagging

When one reaches the pinnacle of sexual prowess by drinking just enough alcohol to dull the lubido enough to prevent climaxing but not too much such that an erection is unachievable.
Try as hard as she might, Lily was unable to get Nick to give her a cream pie. Nick was molly bagging her all night.
by Ron Don Johnson August 23, 2021
mugGet the Molly Baggingmug.

I.T-bagged

When tech support takes so long wearing you out fixing a problem (or explaining how they are fixing a problem bc they live to talk to another human besides their homegrown robot sex doll) to the point you would literally rather have balls on your face instead.
"Ginger, I am really sorry I haven't sent over that TPS report- the Help Desk has been working on my computer for an hour now. I'm really getting I.T-bagged"
by shoffnee October 14, 2014
mugGet the I.T-baggedmug.

bag of awesome

Joe is the coolest person I know - he is one big bag of awesome!
mugGet the bag of awesomemug.

Bag of ass

When you need a creative insult, you take this.
That science class is such a bag of ass.
by Damienny April 27, 2017
mugGet the Bag of assmug.

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