August 12th is National Boyfriend’s Day! Give your bf as much love as there is in the world and show your appreciation, especially by the end of the night 😉
Bf: Hey babe, why are you acting so loving today?
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
Gf: It’s August 12th!! A.K.A. National Boyfriend’s day! I just love you so much and you’re awesome!!!
3 hours later at 10:30pm
Gf: Hey babe, lay back and let me ride
by ijustwantlove2763 August 9, 2022
Get the National Boyfriend’s Daymug. When a Boyfriend gifts a piece of jewelry to their partner and talks about a life together forever, but never actually proposes. Neither makes reference to calling the other their fiancé.
Me: This is Chris. What do you think?
Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.
Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.
Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.
Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.
by TwoChelles February 8, 2025
Get the Boyfriend +mug. by Sexydimma June 29, 2024
Get the husbands and boyfriendsmug. A person whose pronouns are he/him, he's playing basketball and FIFA on his brand new videogame console. Sneakerhead, football fan. Looks handsome and buff.
OMG, he is playing so well, he's just like my vrbani boyfriend.
I am going to a football game tommorow, there will be a lot of vrbani boyfriends.
I am going to a football game tommorow, there will be a lot of vrbani boyfriends.
by anonymous April 28, 2024
Get the vrbani boyfriendmug. Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"
by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016
Get the Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob)mug. A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
Get the BOB (battery operated boyfriend)mug. the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
Get the my boyfriendmug.