Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking a body part in a nasty slut that may or may not smell fishy.

Hey last week at the mud bog I went noodling with Courtney and now my dick smells funky.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodles

The nickname Noodles was given to the the one and only Jack Avery by his band mates (blue eyed giraffe, corbine, baby, and hoenah). Jack has long curly hair (its a perm) which looks like noodles they make him look HOT.

Perla:Did you see noodles new post?

Maddy:Stop calling him noodles already he has a name!

by Perla(perper) April 29, 2019

Noodle

Noodle penis

He has a noodle penis

by Happymudafucka September 21, 2020

Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis

Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools

by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017

noodle pull

The motion of pulling freshly made noodles out of a stir-fry box or bowl (preferably with chopsticks), creating the most craveable sight known to noodles.

Did you see that noodle pull on honeygrow's IG? It looks so amazing!

by honeygrow July 28, 2020

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018