Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023

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Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

by bexface January 27, 2021

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Canadian Standoff

When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.

GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

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Canadian brothers

PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.

I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.

Dude, that’s my girl!

Guess that makes us Canadian brothers

by Road boredom August 19, 2018

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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015

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