Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.
Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that
by elbenoloco May 10, 2021
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Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY
by clifsamuels December 10, 2021
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big bro little bro theory

a common suspicion of players that might be a cheater. happens when a gamer appears sometimes like a pro and sometimes like a noob. this is noob is referred as the little brother and vice versa.
player john: bro this dude is cheating so hard!!!!
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
by average discord mod October 09, 2024
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puppet theory

Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.

This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.
Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.
by michaela45 February 24, 2019
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 05, 2016
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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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The Blackwell Theory

The source of the DoomTroopers mind bending abilities. An ancient being with the knowledge of everthing and everyone. Born out of a black hole, this humanoid is thought to be immortal.
The Blackwell Theory told me everything I needed to know.
by IDoomTrooper March 25, 2010
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