Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

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Hello, my name is [name], the android sent by Cyberlife

The standard introduction used by Cyberlife androids. Can also be shortened to "My name is name".

Android: Hello, my name is name, the android sent by Cyberlife.
Hank: ...You can't be serious.

by AC1000 July 8, 2020

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There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

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Animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too

Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be

hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick

by Imtrashtehe October 27, 2019

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Throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus

To vomit uncontrollably. Similar in usage to "worshipping the porcelain god" or "tossing one's lunch".

That norovirus I contracted at the Tough Mudder race last weekend made me throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus.

The morning after my 21st birthday, I threw AT LEAST 4 crispy chicken wraps under the bus.

by Biker chick July 30, 2013

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My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

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