can I use the restroom

A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.

Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.

by Hiness303 May 3, 2021

i macgyvered the fuck out of it

Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.

When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"

by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017

Should I go to cvs?

Usually a question that comes after sexual relations with a female and you use the pull-out method. She would ask you: “can we go to cvs?” Or “should I got to cvs?”

Can you go to cvs? Wanna take a cvs run? Should I go to cvs? Just want to be sure but want to go to cvs?

by NASURAMI July 19, 2025

I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question

"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"

by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022

i wanna die

when no nut november begins and u think that ur gonna get thrugh it fine but after a week

you just whant to jump off a building

ha no nut november aint no match for me im fine
(one week later)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant take it anymore i wanna die

by yeetmejam February 18, 2019

Until I Cadillac

Heard the phrase in ZZ TOP Song. I thought it meant he will ride the bus until he gets his Cadillac and drives himself. But could mean he will never drive Cadillac is euphemism for hearse . Usually a cadillac.

I'll be riding on that bus until I Cadillac.

by cdltpx February 11, 2021

I don't care

Except not a retard saying it.

Hym "Yeah, hey, no. I don't care. You aren't tit-for-tating anything. She's fucking the retard because his cock is fat and NO OTHER REASON. I created A.I. and have fixed it on 2 separate occasions. Give me the money or I'll kill a kid and then myself. You're trying to pull me out of the paradigm I've created and it isn't ever going to happen. So, weaponized schizophrenia/creation of A.I. are the only things that exist here. There is nothing else."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024