National Suck Dick Day

April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.

Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.

by the homie May 24, 2018

dick inhaling ultra-faggot

Somebody who, despite all attempts at being a decent human being, cannot manage to do so.

"Hey man I accidentally ate my own face"

"You dick inhaling ultra-faggot"

by Frosty3 October 5, 2013

national suck dick day

on august 12th is national suck dick day ! if you don’t suck ya bae’s dick you a lame!

omg it’s national suck dick day

(boy)- suck my dick
(girl) - ofc its national suck dick day !

by i live for everything August 1, 2019

dick licking cock whore

1.as the word implies, it is a cock whore who licks dicks.
2.a whore who is easy and will do anything to fulfill her need to lick dicks

1.get off me you dick licking cock whore
2.savanah is a dick licking cock whore

by carlos ball February 5, 2005

Bigger Dick Forgien Policy

A forgein policy adopted so that male leaders may feel secure in their manhood knowing that everyone around them has smaller dicks.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"

by TraderVix January 8, 2004

National grab dick day

April 13 is national grab dick day where it’s ok to grab dick wit no problem

“It’s national grab dick day 🍆

by Minuit maid juice May 25, 2018

National suck dick day

The day u suck a dick

baby go on ur knees as if your about to pray

Y baby?
Cuz today is national suck dick day

by Yeeee boi yt June 23, 2018