Shit Dag

When an animal defecates and the shit becomes stuck to the fur.

"You better trim fluffy or he'll get shit dags again!"

by GawthBoi November 27, 2018

the shits

1) Where you take a shit, and it turns out to be molten lava made of fecal matter.
2) When you have a really bad stomach ache, so you shit, but 10 minutes after it comes back and you shit again, and it repeats forever until your stomach finally settles.

Def. 1:
Guy 1: Goddamn, I had the shits so bad last night!
Guy 2: Shouldn't have eaten those jalapeno poppers man.
Def.2:
Guy: *sitting on toilet* FUCK! When will these shits go away?!

by blarghinatelazer April 12, 2015

shit

SHIT IS THE MOST BEUTIFL THING IN THE WORLD IF I COULD MARRY YOUR SHIT I WOULD WHETHER ITS DIARRHEA OR PERFECTLY IN ONE LOG! I WILL MARRY YOUR SHIT. SHIT IS LIKE REFERING TO SOMEONE BEUTIFUL OR PRETTY SO U COULD SAY "WOW HE IS SO SHITTY" OR "DAMN THAT GIRL BE LOOKIN MIGHTY SHIT" WE LOVE SHIT!

omg...shes so...shitty ☺️😫😀😤

by SchoolDropOut101 January 21, 2023

suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020

Shit Devourer

A machine or a animal that eats it own shit or eats shit

Oi did ya eat your cat toms' shit? Ya shit devourer!

by Lva_Deme August 10, 2022

Shit-uation

(Shit-you-ay-shone)
-Being in and/or handling a really bad situation. Often involving family/relationship. But rarely meant in a literal manner.

Thomas- "Hey, what happened last night?"
Steve- "Sorry man. I was in a Shit-uation. My cat got run over, and I had to bury it so the dogs didn't eat it.?"
Thomas- "Did they?"
Steve-" Duh, dude, my dogs a dick."
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"Jeez, man. I have so many Shit-uation at the water treatment plant,"

by Crinkle dot October 8, 2014

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024