sideways man

a very evil man who wields a gun that is very short, but it takes the appearance of an assault rifle. he calls it "chicago"

richard: OH MY GOD I'M GETTING SHOT BY SIDEWAYS MAN
john: AHAHAHA YOU BUM

by rasp321 July 26, 2025

Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.

Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"

by andyBwilson May 22, 2020

the man with the keys

a prison term - this the person in a given cell block or tier who is in charge with regards to his race. In a lightly integrated tier containing hispanics and whites, their will be two. Their main jobs are conflict-resolution, peace-keeping, policy creation and rules implementation to improve the lives of the men under them and in this case the two men serve as diplomats for their races. They are the only ones trusted to speak to the COs w/o a shadow. Synonyms include Shotcaller or Boss.

I'm new on the tier, so who is the man with the keys?

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

Sexiest man alive

Ray

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan can suck a left nut

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

Slop Man

A nickname given to Mutant from Your Only Move Is HUSTLE due to his sloppy nature.

Person 1: Slop man cometh
Person 2: Holy shit

by Shmorby Doobeebop April 12, 2024

Man

1.) A Hypocritical, contradicting, manipulative, compulsive, and pathological lying human being.

2.) Also known as an Almost Evolved DOG?

3.) well known expressional outburst of excitement.

1.) That man is such a fool.

2.) awe, that man sure is becoming such a good boy.

3.) MAN, I can not wait!!!

by anonymous July 5, 2024

you my man

Philly slang for 'you feel me'

My momma ain't get me no Christmas presents because of my bad behaviour, you my man, i was pissed af

by Subithesleeper April 28, 2024