i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 22, 2020

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 22, 2020

i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 22, 2020

i have no flock

Idiomatic phrase

1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless

Alternatively:

3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.

1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.

by peppermintisgood May 21, 2017

i have no flock

I'm a time waster!

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"

by Kismet Kitten May 10, 2017

Woe is I

The estranged cousin of “woe is me”.

Person 1: “Woe is I”
Person 2: dude wtf just say “woe is me” like a normal person

by iwritedefinitionswastaken October 29, 2020

I like you lots

when you love someone but are scared to say it.

1: i like you lots.

2: i like you lots too.

by ilypookie November 20, 2023