I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024

I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

I am groot

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I am groot

by MemesDude July 5, 2024

I

You know my career.
I have to be able to handle stressful situations.
Which I do.
But when I am around you, I literally become unglued.
I babble incessantly…
About stupid things…
Because I don’t want to stop being by you!

Nuts … I may be…
I did have the squirrel analogy…
And the bat…
But the truth is…
I am absolutely crazily in love with you!!!!
I love everything about YOU!!!
I love how you jump around in excitement.
How your eyes sparkle…
The impact you have… and you don’t know it.
That is why I did the some of the things I have done…
You are truly amazing …
And this isn’t even touching on what you do to ME!!!

That one day I will try to explain the love I have for you…

But I know my eyes and my heart will come through…

I pray every day for that one day❤️❤️❤️❤️
I love YOU!!!!
I can assure you I have never loved another as I do YOU!!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 5, 2024

i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks

When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

by nigga_whipper July 6, 2024