Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO

That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup

by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016

Toast Man

Retarded Racist discord and reddit user from east Poland who lives in west Poland.
he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama

"I fucking hate Toast Man he's a racist retard"
"kill yourself you nigger"

by Tit sucker January 20, 2024

Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.

Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"

by sudbab December 13, 2021

3 Man Squads

A squad in Fortnite with only 3 people. Usually is a friend is not there.

My friend was out of town so I had to do 3 Man Squads

by ManBlo September 18, 2018

Bareeze Man

Any dude wearing a Bareeze-branded sherwani along with a cheap, crusty vest crafted at some mom and pop tailor shop, and knockoff Sunglass Hut sunglasses, walking like an astronaut who took a dump inside their spacesuit .

At the wedding, Hussein went into full Bareeze Man mode by strenuously flexing all of his body parts inside of his Bareeze outfit in front of all of the young aunties, so that he could be impressed and complimented by them. Turns out, that all the aunties have passed out due to Hussein's excessive flexing. One uncle even walked up to Hussein and recited the nazar ki dua while helicopter slapping him, so that he could “get into his senses”.

by skimpypaki081447 July 17, 2021

Barrel chested man and bulldogge

Joanne, i said dont look this up!

My couch is deep enough for a barrel chested man and bulldogge, unlike Joanne and Darlene's, which is a 3 boy deep.

by RStantnick July 11, 2021

Dippy Dippy egg man

Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.

Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.

You dizzy blud ? Manz like you ona soft boil ting, you dippy dippy egg man!

by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021