bill fucking murry

It's Bill fucking Murry

Guys! Check it out, it's Bill fucking Murry!

by Dom1669 June 12, 2016

chicken fucking shit

A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.

'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit

by dude with a chicken fucking sh June 4, 2016

Butt fucked by a witch

when you think you can handle something but you cant.

"Dude, i got butt fucked by a witch when i drank Ayahuasca!"

by Ihatepeople12 May 30, 2016

sweet fuck boy

A guy who seems like he could be relationship material, but is actually just a fuck boy who wants to get into your pants

Girl #1: I've been talking to this guy Sam, and he's sooo sweet and super cute
Girl #2: Oh Sam? He's just a fuck boy in disguise
Girl #1: He's a sweet fuck boy?
Girl #2: Exactly

by not really a bad bitch September 17, 2016

holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.

Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin

by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016

i fucking hit

Doing something amazing. Commonly used in the video game world after hitting a dank trickshot.

OMG I fucking hit

by Sausy memer4 August 18, 2016

Shit tit fuck

Some thing you say when you about to do something ballzy and you know your probably gonna fail

Jon went up the ramp and blabbed " shit tit fuck" to only 3 seconds later find his ass on the ground tightening in pain

by Shit tit rape July 25, 2016