Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Your mom

A comeback

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"

by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024

Your Mom

This very phrase is every middle school teacher's nightmare. Only desperate to be popular use this in their vocabulary.

Teacher- What is 9x12?
Middle schooler- YOUR MOM... hahaha

by pudding-yummy June 11, 2023

your mom

A phrase most offen used by 12 year old boys to answer questions.
Has been used for deceniums now, and is still being used. ''Your mom'' is practicaly the worst answer you can get from someone

Friend: Who's that fat lady down there?
Me: Your mom

Friend: Where are we going?
Me: Your mom

by Colin SG. December 27, 2017

your/mom

your/mom is a set of pronouns used by someone who has a scat kink

That person uses your/mom pronouns, the must have a scat kink!

by IllllIIIIlIIIlllllIII August 1, 2021

your mom

Your mom is a fat jackass

Your mom on pc:hdjdjdjdhdjdjfnensjsjjsns

by Poke sucks he will go to hell June 26, 2020