Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

Cadence Smith

She is really beautiful and is the kindest person you will meet, she also has a fat ass not to rude.

Cadence smith is the cousin of Quandale dingle

by BIG DICK STEVE 3347 October 27, 2022

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

big jacket smith

The town rapist

Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time

Friend: what'd they call you?

You: Big Jacket Smith
Friend: why?

You: I rape people

by Spooper Scrungo IV October 23, 2023

Will smithed

To be smacked hard to defend your friends and family

Wow he just will smithed you bro!

by Boiiiiiy March 29, 2022

Roan smith

Gay ginger faggot

Roan Smith is gay

by Paurkaufmwgs March 14, 2020

Probane smith

Probane smith is when you shit and its chard and moist and is falling out nonstop.

I just did a little probane smith. I probane smithed everywhere.

by Callum Shannon22566 August 5, 2024