(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012
Get the Cave Monstermug. Laura's extremely huge penis.
by Your Secret Santa :) November 22, 2020
Get the Monster Cockmug. When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
by Cama Zots February 4, 2009
Get the Sink Monstermug. by ganga man June 15, 2011
Get the Monster Nuggetmug. by Yui September 21, 2003
Get the slude monstermug. 
A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”
by Sossburger January 28, 2020
Get the Swamp Monstermug.