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google punch

When you are so high and you want to Google donkey punch put repeat "Google punch"
"Look up Google punch man, it's crazy!"
by Turbonanagan May 6, 2016
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google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
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google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat
my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation
by Monty Grail April 19, 2018
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Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.
Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks
by Craziegirl June 17, 2020
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Google trail

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google
As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail
by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021
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why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.
Why am i googling this?
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad
wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this
by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011
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