time warped

when your so drunk you are going in and out of blacking out, and keep coming to in different places. Also when a walk feels like it should have taken a long time but since you were drunk it only felt like a few minutes.

Dude where are we? Idk man, I time warped into Dennys.

by MRTVMA December 1, 2014

Ogre time

When you paint your genitals green , cover them in diced onions and visiously penetrate your significant others’ anus while screaming , “OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS”

“Honey are you ready for Ogre time tonight?”

by JMZOMBIES March 6, 2019

windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

Resperm time

Like a respawn time but with sperm.

The average time taken between cumming and your next erection.

Daniel has an extremely large resperm time so he can only cum once a night.

by CGeist November 12, 2011

POC Time

Person of color time - the phenomena that is all minorities being late to things no matter what

Hey, didn’t Mirelle say that she was going to be here an hour ago.
Yeah, I swear she’s on POC time.

by playboynialgottem December 24, 2021

right timing

The moment of coincidence, quirk of fate, joke of karma, or instance of destiny which reveals itself in one blessed instant that was previously deemed impossible by external forces- the instant your life irrevocably changes to include a 'we.'

One glorious example could be the night Ben and Caylan were brought together, a week shy of beginning their respective life-changing, international adventures in the Army and Peace Corps. They had the "right timing."

by -Stella- January 27, 2015

Demon Time

A time when you just don’t care

Me and bro on “demon time”

by Darealgoat555 May 29, 2022