when your so drunk you are going in and out of blacking out, and keep coming to in different places. Also when a walk feels like it should have taken a long time but since you were drunk it only felt like a few minutes.
by MRTVMA December 1, 2014
Get the time warpedmug. When you paint your genitals green , cover them in diced onions and visiously penetrate your significant others’ anus while screaming , “OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS”
by JMZOMBIES March 6, 2019
Get the Ogre timemug. the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.
Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.
John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.
by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010
Get the windows timemug. by CGeist November 12, 2011
Get the Resperm timemug. by playboynialgottem December 24, 2021
Get the POC Timemug. The moment of coincidence, quirk of fate, joke of karma, or instance of destiny which reveals itself in one blessed instant that was previously deemed impossible by external forces- the instant your life irrevocably changes to include a 'we.'
One glorious example could be the night Ben and Caylan were brought together, a week shy of beginning their respective life-changing, international adventures in the Army and Peace Corps. They had the "right timing."
by -Stella- January 27, 2015
Get the right timingmug. by Darealgoat555 May 29, 2022
Get the Demon Timemug.