Dead Mall Theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become "dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content, displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection and the commodification of both physical and virtual environments under the pressures of mass production and consumer capitalism.
I love walking along these halls, such a calming atmosphere but this place isn't making money so dead mall theory is in full effect. I have memories of playing in this spot at the arcade as a kid. Now the movie theatre is gone and the food court is half empty.
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.
"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
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invisible string theory

Phenomenon popularized by tiktok, describes as having an "invisible string" between them and their partner. because of the string, they ran into each other multiple times in the past until they finally got together.
"The invisible string theory has been bringing us together for our entire lives"
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pan-meta theory

Theory of everything.

Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.

Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
by zanderfin July 4, 2020
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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Pip Theory

The arrangement that people instinctively assume within any confined space, coinciding with the spacing of pips (dots) upon the faces of a 6-sided die.

Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.
When I entered the elevator, I noted its 4 occupants standing in each corner and immediately took the center position, following the expected pip theory because I am not a pervert.
by CatNumberFour September 19, 2025
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K-Pop Theory

The K-Pop Theory is the idea that if a character or person becomes popularized enough, there will be an entire group following them like a cult.
This is mostly found in the K-Pop fanbase, and its many groups of 'stanners' (people who stalk and fanboy/girl over these singers. The word is a culmination of the nouns stalker and fan.), thus, the title "K-Pop Theory."
Bob"Wow, that person has really become popular. Their fanbase is like a cult."
"No, they have just followed the K-Pop Theory."
by kalis May 11, 2020
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