Not a porn video, just 2 guys casually chilling in a hotub but obviously 5 feet apart and continuously say "dude I'm not gay, I'm so straight" to ensure everyone is made clear about their sexuality.
Ben: Dude sitting in this hot tub doesn't make us gay right?
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.
Jim: we're just two guys in a hotub we just need to mention our sexuality every 5 seconds.
by MemeLord17 June 24, 2017
by Duder16789 January 10, 2008
N. a person who dreams far more than those who are called dreamer. Usually suffering from depression of some sort, two-fold-dreamers are quite imaginative and have a view of life usually different from others in alot of different ways.
A two-fold-dreamer is a one in a million. It's someone who is so unique and so different that all they have to rely on are their dreams.
A two-fold-dreamer is a one in a million. It's someone who is so unique and so different that all they have to rely on are their dreams.
by Bare. March 27, 2005
When you and another friend roll a blunt,a Marajuana filled cigar wrap, and smoke it only between the two of you. This is usually caused by both persons not seeing the other in a long while. Or just because theres two of you and a joint just wont do.
Sean I havent seen you in a minute we are definatly smoking a TMG cause we need to talk.
Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
Sam it looks like its just you and me tonight. You wanna smoke a two man guy?
by CatrickParmody April 16, 2010
After fucking your partner in the ass and filing them with your load, you try to stuff your balls in their pucker hole. It will be so slippery and tight it will be like trying to keep "two puppies in a tub".
With my goo seeping out of Rhonda's star fish, I tried to cram my balls inside of her. It was like trying to keep two puppies in a tub.
by tcb123 May 23, 2006
The art of acting so slow and stupid, people wonder if there is something else wrong with you then their already is.
Girl 1- Hey can i ask you a question.
Girl 2- Shoot.
Girl 1- Im smart!
Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.
Girl 2- Shoot.
Girl 1- Im smart!
Girl 2- What!?, thats not even a question, man
you must be two kinds of retarted.
by Numero A November 04, 2009
"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"
"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"
"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"
by Kaliah Kirby February 08, 2007