The John Feeling

Extreme Anxiety, or Laziness.

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.

by Cleveland! January 14, 2019

John Kramer

Main antagonist in the SAW series who his baby died, tried to commit suicide but failed and got diagnosed with brain cancer
Also a cool chillass guy… who kills with awesome traps

Jigsaws real name is John Kramer

by SmashHitGamuh August 3, 2023

john cock

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈

person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!

by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

John Anders

A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders

Help! John Anders stole all my GOLD COINS! I'm going to die of hunger

by Grøttihunter55 November 23, 2022

john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.

That lad is absolutely John West.

by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019

John Dudesmen

A xeno loving Texan.

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.

by MAJACKS91 July 11, 2023