coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy

by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011

Coffee

GODS NECTAR, EVERY SINGLE LAST MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF IT!!! YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE IF YOU DO NOT DRINK COFFEE IT IS NOT HEALTHY YOU ARE GOING TO DO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT MAKE COFFEE

DRINK COFFEE NOW

by Corny peps June 15, 2018

Youse all wanna coffee?

Typical comment from the ignorant server in a dirty or dive diner.

We stopped at the first place we saw and the nasty waitress comes up to us and says ``Youse all wanna coffee?

by tirtle June 28, 2018

BO$$Y COFFEE

When the coffee so bossy you need the dollar sign to prove just how bossy your coffee really is

Alex went to the kitchen and made the most BO$$Y COFFEE ever made

That coffee is so BO$$Y

by bossycoffee July 21, 2022

Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 12, 2020

coffee with cream

If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee

Look at that gay idiot drinking coffee with cream

by Spin daddy mike September 2, 2017

Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022