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Peanut Butter Leprechaun

The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.
Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!
by Coskea April 27, 2025
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Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.
by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021
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Gobby Peanuts

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
That girl’s quite hot... I might talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
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Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.
Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.
by Troy1983 March 1, 2018
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Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”
by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
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Peanut slug

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo
by Mountain69 July 2, 2020
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National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021
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