Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 11, 2012
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Winter Break Backslide

The act of temporarily getting back with your ex when winter break rolls around. A nearly inevitable fate for some couples.
Every time I go home for the holidays I text my ex and go straight into a winter break backslide.
by Glernation December 01, 2016
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Break-up Debt

When a person, who was involved in a relationship that has ended, has items belonging to the other person who expects the first person to give back said items.
After the break-up, john had a ton of break-up debt. He still has her entire CD collection, her dining set, and even some of her jewelry.
by ChickityChan January 20, 2011
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break it down for you

Let me break it down for you
by yye May 27, 2017
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Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.
Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.
by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019
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Breaking bad syndrome

The phenomenon of seeing random strangers that appear to look like breaking bad characters
The man saw someone that looked like Hank across the road, he had breaking bad syndrome
by adzo_ March 20, 2022
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Spring break titties

Titties that are so perfect that they can be only seen on the days of srping break (this will depend on school or work)
Yo this woman had some spring break titties and they were gods grace
by Funny goober April 25, 2022
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