In the same family as the broccoli fart, the cauliflower fart will appear in the bowels some time after consuming cauliflower and produces a substantial amount of heat accompanied by a deep sulfurous bouquet. These farts are known to linger for seemingly inconceivable time periods.
Last night I unleashed a raunchy cauliflower fart before I got out of the car. When Sandy got up to take the kids to school the next day it was still in there. I guess the kids were crying pretty bad about the stench.
by bl1979 October 17, 2010
A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.
by alex November 13, 2004
Slapping a bare arse cheek either side of someones face and letting rip. The victim is usually pretty pissed but also disorientated to give tou time to get away. The perfect crime.
by Lone Ranger 101 June 09, 2005
by Skid Marky Mark July 13, 2004
The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
by bu11fr0g July 24, 2009
A Fart Taco, is received when one individual is eating out another individuals butt hole, or Tossing Salad. During this act, the receiver of the butt eating Flatulates into the eaters mouth, and they ingest the steamy hot gas.
by MG Pizzle March 21, 2007
by scottlmay October 01, 2004