Suicided

When an obvious assassination is covered up and ruled as a suicide.

"Jeffrey Epstein's death wasn't recorded because conveniently all the cameras were down and guards away from him. Its almost as if someone suicided him"

by anonymous April 21, 2021

SUICIDE

The act of taking your own life.

They didnt want to live so they commited suicide

by TONIE OR TONIC May 27, 2023

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Nigel having suicidal thoughts about remaining an incel into the afterlife

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by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

suicide lab

A laboartory period where the lab report is due at the end of the period. Usually involves a pre-lab and questions to be answered before and during the lab.

A: What's the lab for this class going to be like?
B: It's gonna be a suicide lab.
A: Man, I hate the pre-lab you have to do for those.

B: Yeah, but at least we won't have to do a 10 hour write-up.

by Nocturnal_Emissions January 29, 2020

business-suicide

An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future

by Sexydimma January 3, 2015

Suicide Wednesday

Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"

Person 1: What day is it?
Person2: Suicide Wednesday!!!
Person3: Why isn't Jake Paul filming then?

by Crimbo dictionary December 30, 2018

Romantic Suicide

Verb

1. The act of killing ones self due to the ending of a romantic relationship, generally because they cared about it deeply and it was what they only had left

The relationship meant so much to him he almost commit "romantic suicide"

by ctpenguin11 May 6, 2024