A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011
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"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)
"Hey! Are you coming over to Jessica's sweet party tonight?"
"No Bill, I have to stir my beef tonight. I'll catch you tomorrow though."
"But Hank! Tomorrow is my night to stir the beef!"
(Both continue to laugh and high-five as the jump in the air)
(End scene)
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A horror show that airs on fx. the acting and writing is terrible but some of the premises are all right
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Often, in an effort to still appear as manly, at least in the eyes of others if not to himself, he will add a degrading but amusing insult to the end of the request. ie "Stir my porridge, bitch" or "Stir my porridge, fruit cake."
Often, in an effort to still appear as manly, at least in the eyes of others if not to himself, he will add a degrading but amusing insult to the end of the request. ie "Stir my porridge, bitch" or "Stir my porridge, fruit cake."
When Dick learned that Harry had also screwed Jane, he was overcome with the sense of Harry's manliness. "Stir my porridge, bitch," he said, as lust overcame his usual nature.
The term may originate with the use of the word Porridge as a reference to time spent in prison, or possibly it's occasional use as slang for vagina or pussy.
The term may originate with the use of the word Porridge as a reference to time spent in prison, or possibly it's occasional use as slang for vagina or pussy.
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we don't really care, please shutup.
originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.
Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
we don't really care, please shutup.
originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.
Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010
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