Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 13, 2021

Hartley Smith

Probably one of the best names you could have. Kids with this name have the brightest future and will do whatever they want in life. Also every girl whats them.

Hartley Smith is so hot

by gayshit12 October 6, 2021

Liam Smith

A white redneck who is very hot headed and can pull bitches but only keep them for a month

Damn that guys a real liam smith

by 69686968 October 14, 2021

Jessica Smith

Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.

Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.

by Jessica Smither September 12, 2021

Will Smith

The G. O. A. T symp/simp.

Stop behaving like Will Smith and start acting like you are the one with the balls in your relationship.

Also,

Stop saving hoes like Will Smith.

by Way of The Alpha September 30, 2021

palmer-smith

when you are a cunt to everyone, and are always looking for something wrong.
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner

"i got told off for wearing too many earrings"
"by who?"
"palmer-smith"
"i cant stand that cunt"

by oscar2005 July 29, 2021