Shower Pie

To take a shit in a hydraulic decontamination chamber.

"Lets shower pie this motherfucker"

"This man deserves a shower pie"

by undshowerpiepilot. April 24, 2012

Gentleman's Shower

It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.

A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.

Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.

Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.

by King Gent February 03, 2012

Shower Shit

The act of taking a shit so nasty you'd rather just shower then bother wiping your ass.

Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"

by FitnessFanatic June 26, 2014

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

shitting the shower

Having sex on the down low . Friends with benefits. Hooking up.

Nah man, we ain’t dating. We just shitting the shower.

by Onthedownlow May 10, 2019

carpet shower

an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub

guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?

guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted

guy 2 oh god

by minniladds December 03, 2019

star showers

When your significant other likes being showerd in cum by celebrity impersonators during a celebrity impersonators party!

"Dude check out that guys wife she sure love's her star showers!"

by Celebrity Jack October 15, 2015