Pre•Rigor Mortis

~Extremely similar to "Rigor Mortis" which is the stiffening of the joints and muscles of a body a few hours after death, usually lasting from one to four days.

•"Pre•Rigor Mortis"is an extremely painful version of "Early Onset" Rigor Mortis that attacks quickly and begins stiffening the joints and muscles of a body days or quite possibly several years before the Grim Reaper even shows up.

Did you hear about Muggy? Pre•Rigor Mortis definitely crept in at somepoint on the front nine today well before we grabbed the glizzies at the turn and headed to the back. He looked like a statue riddled with an indescribable type of pain. Almost as if the veins that support his joints and muscles were playing a terrible prank and decided to pump concrete mixed with volcano lava instead of normal blood, He still shot the lowest round of all of us out there today and left with our pride and money, but he could hardly even swing the golf club out there this afternoon.

by MuggyKwik November 2, 2025

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pre-COVID dream effect

The effect where pre-COVID era felt like a mere dream (or a trailer for our current life), as we're now 4 years into post-COVID era (as of 2026)

Ever since the pandemic, my memories from before COVID-19 pandemic feel like a distant memory, almost like a dream; I guess I’m experiencing that pre-COVID dream effect.

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

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pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.

Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.

by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025

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Rage pre-quit

This means you quit before you start the game because you cannot agree on the rules of the game

My son rage pre-quit backgammon because I set the board up incorrectly

by Sveta Lebe November 11, 2025

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Pre-Jimmy

Pre-Jimmy (or Prejimmy) is an Australian slang term for when a man applies a condom before a sexual scene is in session.

Person 1: Yo bro, I hear you're hooking up with Shaquana tonight?
Person 2: Yeah man I've got the pre-jimmy on!
Person 1: That's fucking disgusting...

by Prejimminator November 11, 2025

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