Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome 

When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.

Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!

Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome by ChessSufferer September 15, 2011

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder 

the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds

so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013

post hardcore 

post hardcore, is what hardcore becomes when all the emo and core and power pop artist get together and "mix it up" and make a sound that is more varying

post hardcore is pretty mucha combanation of what all the ska bands aren't

post hardcore by Knick O'Connor February 11, 2006

post hardcore 

The most ridicolous genre of music ever, which the world would probably be a much better place without. Originaly used in the 80s as a term for side-projects or 2nd bands of ex-members of well known hardcore bands, it has now become a stupid new fad defining a genre of music which has already been defined millions of times as pop punk, emo, hardcore, fattycore, etc.

A: Hey you want a bacon sandwhich?
B: Bacon sandwhich? wtfzzz, it's all about corned beef now yo.

Replace Bacon sandwhich with emo, and corned beef with post hardcore.

You get ma drift?

post hardcore by Mr. Lady December 13, 2008

post hardcore 

It all starts with punk rock, see, and rock 'n roll. From rock 'n roll spawned a style of music called "hard rock" which is basically rock 'n roll but deeper. When hard rock is blended with punk rock, we get hardcore rock which essentially pre-emo punk rock with heavier rhythms. Also spawning from rock 'n roll and classical music we get metal. Now, when we blend hardcore with metal, we get "metalcore" which is hardcore but with harmony elements and the occassional guitar solo. Now it gets complicated. When we blend hard rock with metal, we get thrash metal. If we take thrash metal, add some more emo and myspace, and blend it with hardcore rock, we get "post hardcore" which can very very easily be confused with screamo. The main difference between post hardcore and screamo is that in post hardcore, the singer still "sings" but doesn't go into a crying fit at some point during the song. Now, there is one more style that is left un-discussed. A style called "hXc'mo" (prounounced "aytch ex see mo". I'm not quite sure, but I think that hXc'mo is the product of blending screamo and post hardcore...that's the only logical way I can figure this shit out.

Classifying post hardcore and all these different music genres was a real bitch.

post hardcore by Sceir July 26, 2008

Post Up

To stand in a highly trafficed, by people, area and conversate with fellows.

Hey man lets go Post Up by the statue,

Post Up by Austin Burger January 3, 2008

post fuck you 

the "fuck you" spoken after the initial physical retaliation

hater: "you fucking douchebag"
player: (bitch slaps the hater in the face) "post fuck you!"

post fuck you by nuern December 13, 2009