Stabbing Poo

Anal Sex

I gave her the reach around while I was stabbing poo.

by Rob Bi February 9, 2004

poo parkour

The action of climbing over or under the divider in a public restroom when you run out of toilet paper as to gain access to the toilet paper in an adjoining stall.
Practitioners of poo parkour may be referred to as "shitraceurs".

Man 1: I ran out of toilet paper and was so desperate I did an Army low crawl into the next stall so I could wipe my ass.
Man 2: That's some serious poo parkour!

by MrGryphon April 7, 2013

Poo head

Some who is mean and nasty

Bin Ladden

by Katy June 4, 2003

Poo slap

Standing by a toilet, then doing a poo and slap that poo into the bowl of the toilet with a hand

Time to do a Poo Slap

by kev2480 October 12, 2010

poo-tooth

A dead tooth that has turned brown and poo colored. Made funny by the wireless 'blue-tooth' contraptions of today and the future!

Dave Mira used to have a poo-tooth.

by scariel September 12, 2006

power poo

A large and powerfull poo/shit that usually happens between the hours of 7am and 12 noon following a rather long night consuming alcohol and the traditional kebabs/pizza afterwards. often makes ones hangover a lot less painfull.

oh god i need a power poo really bad!
I think i've lost about 4 stones after that power poo!

by hazmat man June 11, 2006

poo cheeze

An undercover homosexual, or fag
One who displays metro sexual attributes. In other words is very lame in everyway, shape and form.
A person who is not real but dresses up to cover what they are really about.

"Kanye West is a Poo Cheeze ass nigga"

"Your used to messing with Poo Cheeze ass niggas"

"Look at that Poo Cheeze ass nigga"

"that nigga is wack... fuckin Poo Cheeze ass nigga"

by Youalrreadyknow August 30, 2006