Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
Get the Peanut Free Tablemug. by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020
Get the say peanutsmug. When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.
When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.
There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.
There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
Get the Gobby Peanutsmug. by Poetlaureate February 16, 2022
Get the peanut slutter and jellymug. The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly Timemug. Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
by Odd_James August 4, 2025
Get the Peanut Butter Rivalriesmug. by Kurt Janoski November 19, 2022
Get the cost peanutsmug.