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Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.
Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.
by Track and Shield November 12, 2021
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say peanuts

say peanuts without the t
Oh, that’s easy! Peanus!
Wait NO NO FUUUUUUUUU-
by LongJohnJohn October 12, 2020
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Gobby Peanuts

When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.

When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.

There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
That girl’s quite hot... I might talk to her!”

“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
by lifeofpib April 13, 2021
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peanut slutter and jelly

Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.
She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.
by Poetlaureate February 16, 2022
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!
by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025
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Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.
Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
by Odd_James August 4, 2025
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cost peanuts

To cost something a really small amount of money.
It would cost peanuts for US to defeat the Russia.
by Kurt Janoski November 19, 2022
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