A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
by Hank28 February 13, 2021
Get the Shlong Island Iced Teamug. Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.
by Marsilainenmarsu January 19, 2018
Get the August Bank Holiday Islandmug. smithfield high school sucks why because we have more people droping out then ever. this school and the state of Rhode islane does not want us to become grads. They are making us do this dump things called "common task" but yet they do nothing for our common good they just make us look dumb. The students get along pretty well we all love to party and have a good time. this school is bad they lock the bathrooms on you then you get bitched at cuz you were out of class for 15 mins to use the bathroom. They suspend students for no reason they have them taken off school grounds by the cops then the student gets fined. kids fail because their teacher goes and has a baby and they dont replace her so the students learn shit then they have to be graded on shit they never learned and they have to take a final exam that some bitch of a twig made up on her own and just put random shit on it that we never even heard about this school doesnt give 2 shits bout us they just want us all to go to jail for doing nothing you cant even trust anyone that works there cuz they will go an tell everyone else everything about you
me: how come i never see you in school anymore?
dropout: i dropedout,
me: oh how come you are wicked smart
dropout: because i didnt have enough common tasks to graduate.
me: thats fucked up i cant believe that smithfield high in rhode island would let you drop out because of that.
dropout: yeah rhode island schools are wack
dropout: i dropedout,
me: oh how come you are wicked smart
dropout: because i didnt have enough common tasks to graduate.
me: thats fucked up i cant believe that smithfield high in rhode island would let you drop out because of that.
dropout: yeah rhode island schools are wack
by not scared to voice my own voice June 14, 2008
Get the smithfield high in rhode islandmug. by guy who writes random stuff February 15, 2009
Get the Hello kitty fun islandmug. A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.
by Mandylu January 14, 2019
Get the Fresh off shit islandmug. This is when a couple performs the sexual position called "the butterfly" and uses the vaginal lips as wings. In this process, when he is able to wrap the wings around his body, the vagina, therefore, rips. He then rides.
by Helga Sunbat February 24, 2009
Get the Rhode Island rip and ridemug. The Long Island Lolita is the classic Long Island Tale of a teenage girl who seduced A much older married man. When he wouldn’t leave his wife, she shot her in the back of the head. And made Long Islanders look like white trash messes.
1- you’ve never heard of long island Lolita?
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
by LassieBb March 2, 2019
Get the long island lolitamug.