Slang for masterbation
by gettincookies February 20, 2011
Get the to get cookies mug.The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.
Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!
by Schnozz January 7, 2013
Get the Golden cookie mug.When a group of guys masterbate together and ejaculate on a cookie, the last guy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.
by redman420 August 9, 2010
Get the cookie nukie mug.by Yeetyboii69 November 19, 2018
Get the Ookie cookie mug.A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.
by Jeff Mongoyer January 16, 2018
Get the Cookie Dick mug.An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.
by Floundertrap May 8, 2014
Get the Fortune Cookie mug.(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.
He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.
by thaibu February 15, 2010
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