to get cookies

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

by gettincookies February 20, 2011

Golden cookie

The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.

Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!

by Schnozz January 7, 2013

cookie nukie

When a group of guys masterbate together and ejaculate on a cookie, the last guy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

Dan lost to cookie nukie last night and ate that nasty cookie with a smile.

by redman420 August 9, 2010

Ookie cookie

When guys jizz on a cookie and last one to finish eats it

Last night I played ookie cookie with my friends

by Yeetyboii69 November 19, 2018

Cookie Dick

A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.

I need to go put this cookie dick up my bits.

by Jeff Mongoyer January 16, 2018

Fortune Cookie

An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.

That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"

by Floundertrap May 8, 2014

bum cookie

(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.

He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.

by thaibu February 15, 2010