Stat Nerd

Some one who knows alot of random usless stats or facts.

Me.

I'm a stat nerd. Look up my other posts if you care.

by statnerd May 5, 2010

i nerd

a person who has every possible app, connection or accessory for their i pod and wants to show and explain all of them to you

"o my God here comes Ralph, he probably has a new app or something, he's such an i nerd"

by o to the l to the w May 6, 2010

Scab Nerd

Stereotypical nerd; one viewed as greasy, unhygienic, or straight up fucking gross.
World of Warcraft player, lvl 2 and above Dungeons and Dragons player

"Look at those 'scab nerds' walking into that cyber cafe."

"Daddy, what will happen when all the scab-nerds disappear? "

by FranklinsTower January 16, 2009

Nerd Echolocation

The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.

"Hey do you know where Matt is?"

"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"

"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click

"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."

by azmike80 February 14, 2013

ink nerd

If your a goofy person who's name starts with an "O" and you like tattoos

Optimus likes tattoos, he's an ink nerd

by segagenocide March 21, 2014

nerd-whacking

The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.

I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.

by thepurplbanana December 17, 2018

Nerd Burn

A burn directed toward a fellow nerd using information the general population wouldn't understand.

You used a hybrid approach? Who are you, Mendel? Ohhh, nerd burn!

You must've missed that turn because your mapping cells weren't working. Nerd burn!

by oogaboo September 9, 2012