Matthew

Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you

“He googles he’s a Matthew”

by Hummbugdad November 22, 2021

Matthew Incident

The Act Of Stabbing Someone While Being Named Mathew

Matthew Stabbed Ms.Vanisha Resulting In The Matthew Incident

by bob the cow fish August 26, 2025

Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him

There goes Matthew delusional

by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023

Matthew

A fat ugly nasty cheating ass bitch ugly nasty rat that everyone hate he’s a player and he’s ugly

hes such a Matthew

by That bihh may January 30, 2020

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

matthew facey

THE DOMNATOR

here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY

Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.

by Leo Jagger1 February 6, 2018