Matt(hew)

Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)

"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."

by diagrammer101 May 4, 2021

Matt

Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.

Oh look, it’s matt….SCREECH

by ZipperZap December 25, 2021

Matt Sturniolo

Matt Sturniolo is literally my savior. He got me through some times when I was feeling down and made my spark come back to life. Him being able to talk about his anxiety and his experiences with it made me feel comfortable with him ( not in a weird way) but I’m just thankful that someone is able to talk about anxiety on social media especially since people can be negative. But I really just wanna say thank you Matt for being there for me and others that struggle with anxiety and coming on to YouTube to talk about it with us especially since a majority of teens struggle with it.

Thank You ⭐️

Matt Sturniolo.

by tysmtt November 19, 2023

Ben Matt

A name given to people who are absolute tossers, or straight up goons you just want to spark out on sight.

“That guy is proper annoying me now, he’s doing a Ben Matt”

by Jaja230725 May 26, 2024

Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.

My thighs are Matt Campbell!

by spiceymemes June 16, 2018

Matt

Fat Neek

matt is a fat neek that all that has to be said.

by lottielovescock69 October 9, 2020

Matt Koebel

The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.

Wow he really slimmed down, guess that makes you the new fat fuck Matt Koebel!!!

by Billy Daweson November 2, 2010