A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 02, 2022
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.
by le mule and sons March 07, 2024
One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z
by Tactical ocelot September 25, 2017
by Dfword May 05, 2022
by roughriderz April 05, 2006
Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
by Death Menace September 17, 2023