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jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
by blah's February 26, 2011
mugGet the jump-shatmug.

Jumps Husband

by Rlku November 15, 2020
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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018
mugGet the Jumping Jack Candidatemug.

Jumps

It’s jumps and the witch
by hamchoi69 November 21, 2021
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jump bazinga

(verb) to literally get wasted and high, and, as a consequence, go berserk on someone for no apparent reason
by Sexydimma February 2, 2020
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Jump Sage Day

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER
by Kenasha December 24, 2021
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I hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me

this is when you go outside and rengar jumps me
oh my god i hate when i go outside and rengar jumps me
by RengarHater February 27, 2024
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