philip jones

a person who is allergic to everything

he just got a rash from sea food, he's a philip jones

by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.

Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white

by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014

Jimothy Jones

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.

Man Jimothy Jones

by JimothyJones October 6, 2021

Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd

a unknown person in the world. he earns the title as quandale dingles son

"Im gonna go text my guy Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd"

by Ilovebigoilymen April 13, 2023

Leanna Jones

Dense

‘You don’t want to be a Leanna Jones.’

by uRbAn wItCh October 27, 2020

Tristan Jones

A very Hot and Steamy man. Personality of Christ himself. 10/10 would hang out with hum again.

That Tristan Jones is very EPIC.

by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020