by PORKIEZ January 29, 2019

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.
Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..
by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to
look that way, even smell that white.
look that way, even smell that white.
by Jarshotgun December 3, 2014

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.
by JimothyJones October 6, 2021

by Ilovebigoilymen April 13, 2023

by Byatt Wennett September 10, 2020
