The Rice Master

The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.

Yo fam make sure you declare your rice to The Rice Master so you don’t get in trouble fam.

by The Rice Master March 18, 2024

Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.

Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!

by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

Big Mac V Fried Rice

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.

I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.

by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022

logan rice

A rich city boy who thinks he's the hardest mother fucked out there. He smoked weed once and now thinks he is a hard ass stoner hustler. He also talks likes to talk shit online but then gets his ass beat by the people he was talking about

That kid over there is acting like a Logan Rice

by 1eh1 July 9, 2016

Tamir Rice

His family described him as athletic, excelling at various sports—including football, basketball, swimming, and soccer and often competing with kids older than him.

On November 2nd 2014, Tamir, a 12 year old boy was killed in Cleveland, Ohio by a police officer. Tamir was carrying a replica toy gun. Tamir was killed two second after the officer stepped out of his car.

Remember his name.

Tamir Rice received any verbal warning before being shot, according to the witnesses.

by Soulememe November 25, 2021

Charlie-Rice

"Charlie Rice" is when a woman/man has done sexual favors for a whole village/ small town. (Used mainly in war times to describe over seas whore.)

Look at Tom coming out of that tent with her, you can tell he just had a big bowl of Charlie-Rice.

by Karmazin April 9, 2023