Skip to main content

Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024
mugGet the Paper towel richmug.

paper

by Cal.55 November 18, 2022
mugGet the papermug.

pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.
Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!
by cupramen April 20, 2018
mugGet the pushing through the papermug.

Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.
Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
mugGet the Seasoned Toilet Papermug.

Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.
Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.
by Poopy bed June 8, 2022
mugGet the Brown toilet papermug.

Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.
Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?
by Gdhjsdj April 1, 2024
mugGet the Paper Cuffmug.

clear paper

is when a person cums on a pl;ate and lets it dry for 24hrs then eats it.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
mugGet the clear papermug.

Share this definition