Historicle

An article from history. It can be any length of time, as long as it's at least older than five years.

Guy A: Anything on the news?

Guy B: No, but there's this historicle about women in the 50's having sweet racks.

Guy: Uh, thanks... I guess?

Historicle by CallMeMrTiggles April 17, 2013

Historical Atheist 

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened

Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?

Historical Atheist by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015

Histroyphobia 

the irrational fear of historical facts or symbols that make people feel unconformable to the point they want them purged from existence.

Due to Histroyphobia the confederate flag was removed from public display.

Histroyphobia by Talk2Bill September 4, 2015

historical map 

A map that shows information about events and places from the past

brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"

Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"

historical map by EmilyUrie12 October 7, 2016

Historic Meme 

The old, legendary memes that started the entire meme culture. Original memes, but older. The foundation of all meme.

Guy 1: dude i just found a meme
Guy 2: what was it?
Guy 1: Kilroy was here, it was scrabbled in my locker
Guy 2: you just found a historic meme, my friend

Historic Meme by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer September 18, 2016

historio-cultural 

: a new adjective thats a combination of the previously ubiquitous adjectives 'cultural' and 'historical'

The Enlightenment was more of a historio-cultural than a philosophical movement in terms of its consequences for the development of Western political, economic, social and religious though

historio-cultural by Uncle Dimma December 20, 2016

historic crush 

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

historic crush by RwjKnowsStuff January 16, 2017