hero

What New Yorkers call a sub sandwich

"Hey honey, can you pick me up a hero on the way home from work?"

by LG4President March 31, 2020

Hero

A type of simp known to go after both the female and male species. Also sometimes referred to as the bisexual simp

Luka: I'm not a simp, I'm a hero!
Rez: Oh, so you're a bisexual simp? Understandable.
Luka: Feelsbadman

by Niotulozer April 17, 2020

Hero finder

Someone who tries to tell the public who to worship via the media or internet.

The hero finder thinks he/she knows what's in everyone's best interest, and found just the guy/girl for the public to start worshipping. Yesterday it was the kid who tackled the gunman, today it's an athlete, tomorrow its somebody's teacher, the next day it's another person most people are not impressed by.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020

Heroinage

A cabbage made of heroine

Give me heroinage

by Eel.ass May 1, 2020

heroinage

A cabbage made of heroin

Give me the heroinage

by Eel.ass May 1, 2020

Hedrowornkerphobia

Hedrowornkerphobia- Fear if Irrelevant wankers who like to dominate your good vibes. They tend to hiss silently while trying to gobble all the happiness. Often compared to a dementor from Harry Potter.

“Hey Chris, how you doing?”
“Not bad, but I’m definitely developing Hedrowornkerphobia“
“Oh really?”
“Yeah Liams a right wanker”

by bigbadbobross May 19, 2020

Hero

A platitude used to describe an essential worker whose value to society is high, but whose monetary compensation society has decided should be as low as possible.

Alan, you're a true hero for restocking shelves here at Walmart during COVID-19. Thank you. And thank you Sam Walton for this very reasonably priced toilet paper!

by ablert May 27, 2020