Joel's Cat

A very fat cat. A lump.

Joel's cat is fat. You have such a Joel's cat.

by Joels Cat Admirer June 29, 2022

Cat Fuck

The act of pinning your partner face down, buns up whilst mounting from behind pressing the face down into the bed, ground, carpet, rug, sofa, etc... Just like an alley cat bones his mate. Howling and unrecognizable noises are encouraged in order to wake the neighbors!

I got home after a particularly long day at the office, walked into my house and cat fucked my girl without warning.

by Shav Glephic January 24, 2018

wompass cat

A big black cat with a big red butthole. Thats why theyre so ornery.

A cat ate my pet bird. Musta been a wompass cat.

by granmaster rousch January 09, 2004

cat butt

1.The back end of a cat.
2.The gum flavor found at Metropolitan Delux.
3.Insult

1. That cats butt is in my face.
2. I found cat butt flavored gum.
3. You smell like cat butt.

by Ass Machine Teapot March 31, 2005

cat's nuts

This phrase is a descriptive term used to accentuate the coolness or craziness factor of a person, place or thing.
Killer alternative to the "Cat's meow".

As in "This shirt is the cat's nuts."

by phenomena April 16, 2006

Bill the Cat

Bill the Cat is a local hobo in Iowa City, Iowa, and the main inspiration for the character (of the same name) in the cult comic, Bloom County, which Berkley Brethead drew.

Berkley lived on Bloomington street in the early 1980's, and thus, being from Iowa City, knew of the famous Bill the Cat.

Bill the Cat is a man in his '50s (or older, by now), who is about 6' 5", and once burst into a laundromat, screaming "I got's me some new shoes!", being promptley chased from the premises by the owner, a women of five feet, armed with a broom, screaming "I thought I told you to never come back here!".

*My dad saw Bill the Cat breaking into a car back in '99.
*Dude, it's bill the cat!! What's up, bro-ha?
*How'd Bill get the name "Bill the Cat"?

by B_nizzly July 07, 2008

Fap cats

Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off

Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?

by FappMcGee May 05, 2010